Yea...it took me awhile but here you go, for your reading pleasure lol

How do I say this in a nice way, tell a man he doesn't look a day....over 12, it'd be far too nice to say he looked 13, I don't want to be mean but I'll be damned if I'll ever be seen...with a man who looks like he ain't even a pre-teen...let me compose myself, I want him to be left, with at least an once of dignity but he has officially lost any attention that may have come from me.

hmmm(thinking) well damn, she's taking a long as time, usually it only takes seconds for a woman to say I'm fine...maybe she just doesn't like what she sees...naw lol, women are always amazed with me...

Hey sweet thing, did I leave you speechless?!? Did you stop breathing once you got a glance of this...I know I'm fine but I need some kind of reaction, if my pic were in a mag. what'd be it's caption?

lemme see (thinking) talk is cheap, get my pic 1st...JAIL BAIT...predator...statutory RAPE!!!
Hmmm that's what I'd like to say but I'm a grown woman, I hafta handle to in an appropriate way.

well son...i guess it'd say "age ain't nothing but a number"....

LMAO...really though? I know I look young but I was looking for more...maybe DAMN...too hot to handle...or Sex Machine witht the body of a GOD....I know you know what I mean.

Enough games, I can't say that I do, your pic stopped my faucet...if it was dripping, you sure as hell stopped it. You're an excellent plummer, job well done, but this woman's too old for you, try finding a younger one.

Let's get real here ma, I'm two years older than you, I'll photocopy my birth certificate if you want me to...I know I look good, but you're not reacting the way i thought you would. I send you a pic and you criticize me, I thought you were decent but looks aren't the only thing that deceive. I can't stand when ppl think they can judge me. You talk a good game but you ain't no dime, you're just another lame. So save your breath, I know how to handle rejection, my boys told me not to fuck with text sex, now I've learned my lesson...your ass is probably ugly anyway, do me a favor, go have a great fucking day.

hmmm hostility I see, outta the mouth of babes, keep talking that shit, I'll teach you to behave. I wonder if you kiss your mama with that dirty little mouth, she'd prob slap the shit out of you, w/o doubt...but let me tell you now, calm you ass down,, cuz your mouth may move and your fingers may type but I don't hear a sound.

Lady...you tripping, your ass is crazy if you have the audacity to take that tone w/ me, how you gonna talk to me like I'm a child when I'm older than you? I think you need a serious reality check boo.

Your pic surely snapped me back into reality, showed me how easy talk could fool me...so tell me, how old are you really?!?

Haha...(looks at old messages) I sent you the wrong pic, lemme show you what I'm really working with real quick...



(thinking) Well I'll be DAMNED...he wasn't lying, this man deserves to be called more than just fine...DAMN gurl, you done fucked up again, look what kinda shit your mouth gets you in.

Speechless again...I SEE...poor thing, I bet my pic made your pussy sing out in ecstasy, b/c I GUARANTEE you ain't never seen anotha brother that looks like me

but...but...the pic, that damn 1st one....

Oh that 1st pic, gurl that wuz my 12yr old son, like a brother to me since my gurl had him when I was 13...

Well...ummm...why don't we start over :) I apologize for everything I said and more, I'm really a nice person, my name is Quandora.

LMAO!!! You fucking serious, bitch I think your ass is delirious..my name aint chance so there ain't no starting over...but let me introduce myself anyway Ms. Quandora...the name's Terrance and I'm a multi-millionaire entrepreneur and author, I know you really regretting things now but don't even bother...you can pick up a copy of my best selling book though..."I'm Too Much For You So Just Let Go" or maybe it's sequel, "You Can Be Fooled With Just 1 Look" both of which are by yours truly...Terrance B. Cook, duecez ma

Terrance baby, please just listen to me...

Really, just one more chance...

TERRANCE!!!!...