"Take me out of the classroom (it is to the tune of Take me out to the ballgame)" by A.C.H.
Take me out of the classroom
Take me out of the class
Give me my pencil and homework
I don't care if I ever come back
For I want to leave the classroom
If I don't want to learn it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes you're out
of the 'ol classroom.