My First Adult Kiss
As a child I never liked to see people kiss
If it was on television, I would change the channel.
If it was in real life I would turn my head until the offense behavior ceased.
If it was in the movies I would cover my eyes and wait for the insanity to pass.
As I grew older and experimental I did the usual. Played Hide N Go Seek or as we called it around the way Catch A Girl, Get A Girl and other such types of games. I received my first adult kiss at the ripe old age of 11 during an innocent game of Spin The Bottle. Up until that point it had been strictly lip to lip. No tongue. So imagine my chagrin after connecting lip to lip to be invaded by this wet, slippery and slimy appendage. Can you say Ewwww?
I was so outraged, so appalled I did what any self respecting 11 year old tomboy would do. I knocked him the fuck out; stretched his ass out right on the floor. To say that incident put a cramp in dating and social scene for years to come is something of an under statement.
Interestingly or ironically (depending on your school of thought) kissing is now my favorite thing to do. For me it is a deal breaker. Any partner of mine who cant kiss, meaning they lack the skill. Or wont kiss, meaning they lack the inclination is quickly and summarily dismissed.
In fact I have developed a serious oral fixation / obsession. Voices, lips, teeth, tongues all just flat out do it for me. As to the guy who had the poor timing and misfortune to be my first, I have often wondered what became of him. I have even thought of looking him up to show him how much I have learned and show my deeper appreciation for the oral arts. Hell, I might even give him a rematch .now where did I put my phone book LOL