*CREATIVE CONCEPT CHALLENGE*


Damn.. Its fucked up.
The game done changed.
Shit aint the same
No need for pimpin
When bitches givin’
Free pussy For fame.
And callin it an even exchange.

(?!?!?!)

Fuckin up MY game.

Now these simple-ass hoes
Got the nerve
Callin me lame.
Tryna shit on my name.

Shit is insane.

Square-ass dudes
Will always be trickin’.
Spending that cash
To get their dick lickin’s…
And their smashin’
Used to equal my cash-in

Keep me well-groomed
And draped in high-fashion.
Bitches used to get me my money
‘Cuz they liked the feel of my passion..

Address me as DADDY
Cuz I fathered those hoes..
Fed them, sheltered them
And bought them they clothes..
And the freaky ones—
Id even give them coke for they nose..

Those some ungrateful-ass hoes.

Even my bottom-bitch
Stopped turning tricks.
Talking about shes’ “Independent”
And how- I make her sick…
And how - she never liked the way
My jheri curl dripped.

That’s when I flipped.

Shit..
This jheri made me who I am today.
And only REAL PLAYAS know how to rock it this way,…
Like only real DJ’s can properly spin that vinyl..
So when it comes to curls,
I’m amongst the likes of Michael Jackson and Lionel.

So,
Fuck a slap,
I pimp-stomped her ass
For disrespecting my ‘do.

“BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK WRONG WIT YOU?
Now- pick yo ass up, and go get me my money..
I ain’t laughing BITCH-
You think this shit is funny??”

Guess the bitch did..
Cuz she aint never come back.
Ever since then,
I been spending my stash..
First time since the 80’s
A pimp been low on his cash.

Ain’t even eating the way that I’m used to
No more caviar and t-bones…
Breakfast dinner and lunch.
All I can afford is Cap’n Crunch.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Damn.. mayne.. I’m pissed.
It’s the lifestyle I miss..
Forced to say good-bye to
The cars, clothes, diamonds, and furs
Cuz this dumb-hoe had the nerve to call
Her pussy – HERS…

So, even tho my jheri curl is still drippin’
Playa, I can’t even call this shit “pimpin”.

Don’t worry--- I’m get that bitch back..
Soon as I catch her ass slippin…







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Concept was : Jheri Curls and Captain Crunch...

hey, i tried.