Youre currently in the bullshit newspaper, flippin through the fake friend classifieds.
and stoppin on my ad. i conduct my business with pride.
but i wont tell you my name, i might be lyin about that too
but never mind that. i hear that your skies arent blue.
Well i'm your future best friend slash mental case
here offering you the perfect safe place
for you to pour your heart out, every single problem
i'll tell you where to start and show you how to solve them
whenever the rumors start that the haters tend to rely upon
you should clearly know whose shoulder to cry upon
I'll be with you to the end, i've been designed to uplift you
keep a smile on your face and beef with anyone who fucks wit you.
and everytime youre down, i'll gladly guide you and take you higher.

LMAO. just fuckin wit you.. im about to show you whats a TRUE LIAR!

those stupid emotions you poured out, i watch em stack up as they fall down
then once you pour too much, i slowly step back and watch you drown
fuck everything you think and feel, i'm here to spread the hate
and pretend to care about you and let your problems escalate.
and as they escalate, you'll be in a pool full of sadness
while you sufferin i'll be laughin in my pool of madness
and by the way, those filthy rumors that the haters have spread,
think for a second, now who do you think put them into their head?
and OMG im just waitin on the day you need me most
so i can reach out, pull my hand back and blame you for not bein close
I truly can't wait to be the one you cant stand
select me... i wanna be your VERY BEST "FRIEND"