Many chicks don’t like sucking dick
They do it only to be their man’s number one pick
As soon as she has him she complains or stops doing that shit

I want to scream and call her names
You fake ass bitch
Why can’t you appreciate good dick

But instead I patiently listen to Tameika complain
Because she had to get on her knees last night, she’s drained
She’s sick of semen; she had to suck Rashad off again

Unlike many chicks, I am a real connoisseur of dick
It’s my number one obsession; the one I pick
It’s also my pastime; my favorite lollipop to lick

I love dick when it touches my tongue
I love dick at the back of my throat
I love dick when it’s in my hands to stroke

Each dick is precious and unique
Like a wiggly fingerprint line
Like a cigar or a good bottle of aged wine

Each dick has a different color and weight
Each dick has a different texture and shape
Each dick is like a yummy piece of grilled steak

A true dick connoisseur can smell horny dick from miles away
Like a meteorologist, she knows if it’s coming her way
She knows exactly what to do to get it to stay

Test by blindfolding her for a dick connoisseur line-up
If she can’t smell your dick from the rest
The fake bitch failed the test