....Just Jokes...

Friendly frolicking
Imaginary sinful thoughts
Picturing Mr. Marcus porno positions

Mentally

Lawn chair style
Face 2 face
I’ll stand folding you up in my arms
Pogo stick status

Bounce & Carry

But instead of ---let’s skip to naked---
I’m severely subjected
To the 3 C’s

I can’t take this

[Corny Crass Conversations]

Yawn blah blah blah bo0o0ooring
Seriously I’m socially snoring

[Butt]

Guess what’s
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“You-under-[cover]
Posing-a- front- like -you’re- a- goodie- two- shoes
Oral -fixated- talking -about -needless- stuff
In- denial –nymphomaniac- unrealistic –bourgeois- slut”
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Keeping my other head throbbing & flinching
At a swollen 8 inches saluting

The fullest natural extension

[Erectile attention]

Is that round puffy jiggling ass
& your Vicki lacey D coffee mug sized bra
Is vertically
A gravity defying challenge

Frankly

The weight of your tits
Against that thin 24 hour control top padding
Is hard enough to stay focused
On your hopeless…pointless

‘Ooo0o0h you respect me so much’ --yapping

Damn that cleavage action is tempting me

Your cold sensitive tits are constantly heaving

Up & down

Finally
[Thinking: grabbing your overrated hairstyle in a doggy style grind]

From your eyes
‘Fuck me winks’

I’m receiving

Cracked simple jokes on purpose
Just to see you laugh
So the nipples bounced

“Ohhh …would you just look at the time??”
[In the flattest insipid grin & monotone]

“…I’m having so0o0o0o much fun
But when are we leaving??...”

As your cleavage pounds
In & out

!!!…WOW….!!!

It’s talent
Not in her persona or charisma

I’d just dig it
If she’d just keep eating

Keep her comments to a whisper
&
Keep
[Fucking]
!!...Breathing…!!

Take a breath

Fuck the garden stolen roses
From your neighbors
Or the great dinner
Or kissing on your front porch step

!?!?...Good Night..??!?!

!!...HELL NO…!!

More like

…..Goo0o0ood morning…..

How about laying
Between your glistening 38 double D chest

Dipping in pussy cereal
My dicks a spoon
Ready for early 5AM breakfast

More or less
…Cease…with the….

Park walking
Patio talking
Plan making

All that extra yapping
You’re wasting energy
That pretty mouth can make other things happen

Let my hands
Do the pussy breaking
Thick fat ass smacking

Damn all this over reacting
Analyzing each other
Breaking bullshit banter
Down
2 connecting romantic fractions

Lose the clothes
I want to hear the “..squish..splash smack… squish..”

{All up off in your tight pinkness}

For those who are deaf

::Here’s a close caption::

“ We’re not really into you
We’re out strictly for the passion of smashing..!!”

A potential relationship

…WHAT?!?!? hahaha…nahhhhh….

I’m on deck to sink the brown Titanic
Let’s horizontally dance
Like it’s a panic at the disco

Disillusioned possible housewife hoe

… Oops my bag excuse me …Ms. lady
I’ll let think you’re in control

Made your titty pop out
{Justin}-sync at the Nick of time--right

Shall we play R& B music

[Sike]

Hurry up …swallow that cheap ass wine
Kill the candle lights
& all that cliché
blue ball talking
chattering foreplay

‘…OMG!! We’re so000o0o0o alike..!!’

Look chic just [like] my pipe

I want to drill you

In a humble tone of voice
‘Baby I’m real, let’s take this to that level, I really FEEL you..’

Dinner + Drinks =’s Dick her down ..love drunk advantage
[Strategy: Begin slow act like you love her… then take that pussy for granted]

Like she’s the last female [nut] on this planet
So let’s get to work
So I can bail hit the shower & get ready for actual [work]

Fast forward

This ‘Harry met Sally’ to headboard friction

Earlier at the dinner table
Pssh all lies.. come on me??...waiting for sex..??
Fuck that --wait till we’re married tradition--

All I spoke were direct quotes
From a gentleman’s book
At Barnes & Noble
Its 19.95 on sale
The section is nonfiction

Nah… nah…LMAO!! I’m lying again
Pssh actually I have a weekly subscription

Ha!! I’ll tell her this…

::LISTEN::

…Yes love making {fucking} was lovely…

No, no, it wasn’t too soon
You didn’t make a mistake

Yes… your make-up was great

[Except for your butter-face]

Yeah.. Most definitely I’ll call YOU at MIDNIGHT
[So the fellas won’t clown me if you come to my place]

Don’t tell your boys I was wild
Promise me dear

NO…it’s between you & me
I understand its crystal clear

BUT
While you were sleeping
I took pics on my cell phone
Posing in compromising positions

Just remember the song
“…Put it in your mouth..”

That’s her ring tone
I’ll keep the photos as souvenirs

[Edited her face out, Damn last night I drank too much beer]