K.A.S. THE LYRICAL GANGSTER:

Before I leave
this poem i wrote
ill place it on her dresser
but then she walked in
and with my eyes I did undress her
she saw my look and quickly dropped her clothes
she was beautiful from head to toes
she got those hypnotizing curves with the whip flash booty
I mean I hurt my neck the first time I looked
she said she was tired and had a long day and she needed to be served
I said of course how may i help you
Looking the at menu she said
give me the LD and on the side she wanted the higher power portion
oh my God, oh my God
she said that she was hungry, thinking about me all day
she was going to put me to the test
but she didnt know I found out about the games she played
and I had some built up stress
as I remember it must have gotten rough
because she tried to get away from me
as I held her down for more deeper penetrating percussion
And as she laid in my arms asleep looking innocent
the games she played came to mind
frequently she would say Im shopping with the girls at the mall
but I found out she was slipping out with this dude name Jamaal
she wasnt at the mall shopping for shoes but still she got the pumps she wanted
secretly but not to me she had a pager that was always going off
the code read ROCKS OFF
she told me it was Jill but really it was Feel Good Phil
she said. baby Ill be back in about an hour
and I got the pictures that display the water sports she played in the shower for that hour
This woman told me that she loved me
and I believed her with all my heart
but same woman, multiple players, many days and nights
somebody aint living right
When it comes to loving me she said she would never love another
but was that my name she screamed out saying you the best lover?
You see Im confused she told me that my game was strong
Ive never went for the quick touchdown i use my running game and i grind it out
I hit the hole fast and hard and she always gets the first down
She called me her quarterback, she never liked it when I called her my wide receiver saying that she couldnt make the pass
but lately the way shes been doing me suddenly she catching the deep throw
and she never drops the ball I mean she gets yards after the catch
Obviously I wasnt the man that I wanted to be
Apparently not only wasnt I on the first team
In fact, in reality I was on the third team
Now shes awake with a sad look reading this poem
and I got my clothes on, my walking shoes on, and Im heading for the door
at the bottom of the page I wrote the letters FUBIHURT
she asked what does it mean
you see I was angry with her
but unexpectedly I felt overwhelming relief as I was leaving
.the letters FUCK YOU BITCH I HOPE YOU READ THIS
in this game of love I still want to participate
but no longer will I be caught looking with my eyes open wide shut
the next time at the first sign of the wrong kind
like a bird flying from the nest I will free myself before my heart gets in a bind
no longer will I hold captive my thoughts
silencing my tongue
no longer will I keep a silent mynd

  Sum-Thyng Like A Poet:

I didn't understand it when I read it
F-U-B-I-H-U-R-T
cause it was the 1st thing that caught my eye
when I picked off the dresser
that some what of a Dear John letter my man that was still there left for me
so I had to re-read it to myself
F-U-B-I- Hurt
Fuck You Bitch I'm Hurt
and as I looked up
and caught he's eyes before his back entirely turned to me
the words that was spoke
Fuck U Bitch I Hope U Read This
made me realize that my L-Y-I-N-G had finally caught up with me and now
I'm hurt standing here looking all dumb faced
with that international symbol for love continuously falling from the depths of my eyes
cause I knew everything I thought I did on the down low
somehow he got the down low down to a tee
and in a second I realize jealous
cause the only way he could have known about Jamal and me at the mall
was from this chick I thought was my girl name Ms. Hall
not showing it
but I was down right appalled
cause I can't believe that bitch Jill told it all
and while trying to explain myself I straight up sounded like that Shaggy song
when I responded about me in the pictures in the shower for an hour and all I could say was it wasn't me
And
but
cause
I was trying to make it a surprise with the photographs design by me
and Phil just wanted to show her ass so I give her a All Access pass
and Her man who's name is Spectacular will be here to pick those photos up for her tomorrow
and when the pager went off and it read
Rocks Off
that was Jill reminding me about her new club she's opened Downtown and wanted me to be there and I don't understand this
I make you feel less than a man
guess that's your reality
cause reality is
I told You Until I'm priority you will always play the third strand
cause let me break it down
I told You
when I met you the practice field is where you'll resident
but guess that slipped your mind cause you see we aint married
so that means my family is first and until you can really take care of me my job is before you so I don't want to hear about the QT that I'm not spending with you
and let me clarify
because as the old folks say
Take Care OF Your Man
so just because I didn't at first and I do now don't mean I'm slipping out in you
I just got some pointers from the Oxygen Channel Sunday nights around about
11/ 12o'clock
so I say you really should be thanking Ms Sue Right now
but since you want to believe lies from your co-call spies that you fucking
tell Jill I said Hi
cause that Dude in the mall named Jamal was your Dad
and we was Birthday shopping
For
You.