Okay....The other day I was in Wallmart right? I saw a very attractive young lady I wanted to talk to, plus she was eye fucking the shit out me and she had a NICE little figure and shit right so she's checking me out and shit I'm in the movie section looking at new releases in the DVD section and Before I can even go her way why did THIS UGLY, ASHY ELBOW, CHEAP FADED ASS POLO COLLARD SHIRT WITH MUSTARD AND RELISH STAIN WEARING BUM ASS KRUSTY ASS NIGGA TRY TO GET AT HER THOUGH???...Man I was super pissed that this thundercat reject/Mr. Krabs looking ass nigga got to her before me tryna spit them old ass 1970s busted ass game lines and shit...this nigga was like 110 years old and shit...and she looked impatient as hell like why this OLD ass muthafucka tryna talk to me she wanted to talk to me but this Jay-Jay from Good times lookin ass nigga was hoggin all my time to talk her asking hella questions and shit...like "what Movie you recommend" and "Does she shop here often" knowing his ass need to be taking his medication and going to sleep and shit it was WAY past his bedtime....shit 8:00pm dammit but NOOOOO....MR. MUTHAFUCKIN ROGERS think he can really get quote unquote "Miss thang" home...Now I was looking hella good too...I mean shit I had my hair all brushed and jelled up with my new nikes on smelling all fresh...like some soap...nice smelling ass soap...cuz usually niggaz don't be giving a fuck how they look in wallmart...females be wearing open toe sandles knowing they haven't had a pedicure done in like 5 years toes looking like some burnt ass sausages nail color was all flaked up and shit but anyways back to the point....Ugly ass niggaz talking about "AYE FUCK WIT A REAL NIGGA LIKE ME!!!" shut the fuck up and go learn yo ass a muthfuckin skill nigga and stop selling yo weak ass dramatically over-priced CDs to me every time I come out the store I know YALL feel the same way to!!! DONT LIE yall know when you see that krusty ass nigga out there you do a 180 and walk the other direction or pretend you on the phone and shit lol...anyways respect the ladies...no more broke ass punch lines...I mean do we really need to waste all that muthafuckin time thinkin of some clever flashy ass shit to say??? We can't just be straight up and say "Hey i think you cute and interested in getting to know you we should chill here's my number fucking call if your down" but NOOOO there's so much extra shit we gotta do just to avoid the fucking friendzone and shit...but I'll do that in another blog

Conclusion: Krusty ass niggas with no game stop talking to girls and fucking up my chances thank you
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