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*Old school cartoon heads should enjoy this!*

I wanted to be her He-Man,
The…Master of her Universe
But no poetic verse could reverse the time-space continuum
I can’t go back and give her another chance to become part of a meaningful relationship because that ship… has sailed
And it’s a shame cuz I tried to be her G.I. Joe
Cuz gee, I know that if she let me I coulda have been her Real American Hero and make her my heroine
And just like heroin I wanted to get in and stay in
But she thought I had ulterior motives since I wanted to first penetrate her mind… before getting in her skin
See, she was more use to dudes who glanced at her assets
And wanted to immediately further Inspect-her Gadgets
Most men focused on creating Thunder in her Cat
So she didn’t believe when I told her that I wantedto explore her first through a different path
And I could only assume that Spiderman must of plagued the trail between her ears
Cuz it appeared from the cobwebs either that or that no man before me tried to approach her in that direction
But I still fought through the Dungeons and Dragons in effort to be the first to make it happen because I thought… that she was worth it
You could have called me Chip and/or Dale because I wanted to be her Rescue Ranger
And rescue her from danger
Cuz just like them chipmunks, I was searching for more than just a nut
Because she, she was my Smurfette
Since, around her there were no other females that I could see
As far as I was concerned, no other women existed out there for me
But yet in still she just kept me chasing her like an episode of
Tom and Jerry
But, Wiz and Mary
And talking bout marry…I even proposed…
Knelt down on one knee with a one carat Fraggle Rock made of Flintstone
But I didn’t ask her to marry me,
Instead I said, “can I carry you?
Cuz oftentimes marriages end up in miscarriages
So let me carry you into our future where we can be like the Jetsons”
But, she turned into Bart Simpson saying “cool your jets man”
Started staring at me like I was from another planet, like Marvin the Martian
And we got caught in a head spin, or maybe a Tale Spin
Maybe a combo of both, I’m not sure, but I do know that she was talking out of her ass, and my hindsight was showing me shit that I never seen before
I should have caught the hints that she dropped on me like ACME anvils
But like the Wile E. Coyote even after getting hit I kept pursuing still
Cuz I’m one to view the glass as half full, so I thought I could conform her
And…transform her
And…since I was always the first to be optimistic, you could consider me to be Optimus Prime, but she’d rather align herself with the Decepticons
Cuz she’d prefer to deceive and con men into getting what she want
She was a real-life Tweety Bird and men was just Sylvesters,
Cuz she lets you get but so close, but you can never fully have her
Cuz one man can’t satisfy her,…
She preferred a team of men to come together a try to be her Voltron
So I realized that I couldn’t go on being played the fool like Charlie Brown
Tired of her pulling the football away from me at the last minute, cuz there’s but so many times that I can fall for that same trick
When many other men just wanted to hit it and quit, whereas I was willing to offer her a lot more than most…
But a man can only take so much, so I bid her adieu and goodbye…cuz as for me
Ah be ah be ah be ah…that’s all folks.