I got 99 problems but a dude ain't one
shutting down these ignorant lil mother fuckers just for fun
It don't seem to matter that i already got a man
and cheating on him ain't in the plan
C'mon fam
show some respect
or imma have to chin check ya
blatantly disrespect ya
and i'll do it all in front of your weak ass crew
With your fake phony ass pick up lines
no wonder you gets no play
and for the pussy u gots to pay
yous a trick ass wankster
far from a gangsta
spinning a round and around in the wheel like someone's pet hamster
I got some real problems that i'm dealing with
ask me if i give a shit
if you tell your boys I'm fake cause you couldn't even make it past first base
acting like you caught a case
Lying to your nikka's face
Snitching just to get out of troopin a bid
You need to be at home worrying about your wifey and kid
But you stay out all night and sleep all day
you claim to be a player so lets play
I'll demasculate ya
make ya scream I hate ya
and actually mean it
Go suck a dick
you's a homothug
taking it in the ass down county
Then coming home fronting like you hard
knowing if they sent you upstate you would most likely get killedi n the yard
yeah I pulled your card
If I said i said it
You want beef i suggest you dead it
before you and your whole crew get wetted
Ya'll dudes beat up girls
nothing but domestic violence ass motherfuckers
with a few minor possesion charges
every where you go you gets carded
Don't be broken hearted cuz my flows is retarded
And you have no idea what you just started
talking like you Mr. Big Willy
Acting mad silly
talking like you wanna kill me
I'll mash your whole grill in b
I'm over here laughing
why you stay harrassing
Thinking you put fear in my heart
I hate to dissapoint ya
I don't see you as no real threat
saying that you thru when the real shit hasn't even started yet
I'm just having fun
Cause I got 99 problems but a dude ain't one